At long last, the video version of Lindsay Lohan’s nude shoot for Muse has “dropped”, as the rapper stars say. We watched it and immediately developed adenocarcinoma in both lungs. This was allegedly based on the life of Kate Moss. If so, Kate Moss’s life is rife with fingering other people’s lips and smoking more cigarettes than Morton Downey Jr. We watched the entire thing and counted 33 shots that included cigs. We half expected Lindsay to crush one up and sprinkle it on her Kashi Good Friends or inject it straight into her jugular. Pull up an ashtray and breathe in the slightly NSFW (there’s a touch of nip) fumes. You’re in flavor country!
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