Total Eclipse of the Fart

We’ve been neglecting the all-important 8-13 demographic lately, but damn it if Justin Bieber hasn’t been toeing the line and keeping his nose clean lately. So instead, we turn to Twilight and its cache of celibate Mormon monsters. A preview of the new trailer for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was released today (the full trailer will be out tomorrow), and man alive, does this look fantastic. I don’t want to spoil the surprise but Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson lay down and stare at each other while discussing the impossibility of their love and Jacob has his shirt off. It’s really different from the first two. Different in that Edward looks to be using a different brand of hair product and Jacob is wearing Dockers instead of cutoffs.