Thus far, she’s been snookin’ for love in all the wrong places, but diminutive Jersey Shore star Snooki must have been in the right Senor Frog’s at the right time, because she’s finally found herself the “guido juicehead” of her dreams. His name is Emilio Antonio, which sounds like someone Madonna would date, but he’s as orange as the day is long, sports a high n’ tight fade, and is no taller than your average Muppet Baby; therefore, he’s perfect for Snooki. She tells RadarOnline:
“He is actually a body builder and works at the gym. He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality. I am really excited to like show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that.”
Lots of luck to the terra cotta couple. Guido love is dangerous love. There’s always the threat of collapsing under the weight of combined studded and be-glittered Ed Hardy wear. Or getting gored by a Paully D hairdo during sex.
