I’ve been wanting to sue Progressive Insurance because Flo, their spokeswoman, is to me what Mary Hart was to Cosmo Kramer. So Lindsay Lohan is kind of living my dream by suing E*Trade. LOHAN MAYHEM is in full litigious swing! Popeater sez:
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that the company’s new commercial about a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. Lohan reportedly wants $100 million. Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, told the newspaper that the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said.
I guess I don’t see what the problem is. Being accused of cavorting with men and drinking milk is the nicest thing anyone’s said about Lindsay in years. Anyway, if E-Trade had wanted to use the single name by which Lindsay Lohan is best known, they would have named the baby Firecrotch. Or Coozelips. Or Dame Frecklenuts. Or Stupid.