Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is famous for loving her body in a Victoria’s Secret commercial. Irina Lazareanu is famous for toggling Pete Doherty’s clammy pud. Lydia Hearst is famous for having a mom who robbed a bank with a semi-automatic. Eniko Mihalik and Constance Jablonski are not famous. Purple magazine is famous for having models modeling nothing. This sounds like a match made in heaven, especially if heaven is an unheated loft space in Williamsburg where the cocaine flows like wine and there are Dov Charneys lurking, Purple Pie Man-like, ’round every corner.
Click past the cut and you shall be rewarded with a gold star, a juice box, and undernourished model beans.
