Paris Hilton has a long record of truth-telling, like when she told Larry King she’d never done drugs when on this site alone there exists about a trillion pictures of her smoking weed. Or that time she said her sex tape devastated her and she had nothing to do with leaking it but then was seen happily picking up royalty checks for it. Listen, Paris, no one will stand for your claptrap twaddle any longer, and that includes the Las Vegas police department, who are formally charging you with felony drug possession after your coke arrest. Hollywood Gossip reports:
Before Paris Hilton’s arrest, she said she was “extremely embarrassed” and asked the officer if she could go to the bathroom at the nearby Wynn Hotel.
At the hotel, Paris told the cop she needed lip balm so he handed Paris her purse and “As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”
Paris claimed the purse was not hers and that she had borrowed it from a friend. The cop questioned Paris about the cocaine and apparently, Paris gave an odd answer: “She said she had not seen it, but now thought it was gum.”
Paris says the cocaine was “probably her girlfriend’s.”
I’m so glad Paris carries her cocaine in a bindle. I hope she takes care to wrap it tight when she’s whittling nickels while riding the Chesapeake Western to North River Gap. That’s Ole Possum Joe’s line, and he don’t take kindly to newcomers tramping on his turf, see.