Ashton Kutcher is insufferable. I used “Kutchers” as a catchall term for overly-groomed, self-consciously charismatic dudes who probably don’t have souls. Think Ashton in the camera commercial and you’ll have a good notion of what Kutchers are like. If you need another example, how about this quote from Ashton himself in regards to the movie he just wrapped. Via PopEater, the Kutch said:
“I just finished a film called ‘The F–k Buddies,’ that may not ultimately be called ‘F–k Buddies.’ I don’t know why — I think people would love to go see a movie called ‘The F–k Buddies.’ I think if I saw a poster and it said ‘The F–k Buddies,’ I’d be like, ‘I’m in, I’m going to see it.’ That should be the title. I’m shooting for that.”
God, he’s pretty proud of the f-word, isn’t he? He’s probably got calluses on his back from patting it so much. I’m not buying it, and neither is Natalie Portman. Via Celebitchy:
It seems Natalie Portman thinks Ashton Kutcher is a twit. While shooting Friends With Benefits [originally titled Fuck Buddies,] last spring, Kutcher and Portman – who played hookup buddies in the comedy – “couldn’t stand each other,” says a set source.
Kutcher “talks about his Twitter all day and thinks highly of himself,” continues the insider. And Harvard grad Portman wasn’t impressed.
“She would do her scenes then head back to her trailer and read books or scripts,” says the source. “She had no interest in hanging out with Ashton.”
Yeah, “Harvard grad” Portman was probably too busy being a Harvard grad. Ashton was like, “Hey Natalie! Wanna come to my trailer and watch me buff my chest with Bliss Spa’s sugar scrub and play with my Nikon Coolpix?” and she was like, “No, I must translate Kierkegaard into Urdu. Begone, cur.”