IMDb tells us that wee little supermodel Miranda Kerr was born in 1983, making her a disgustingly ancient 27 years old. And we know that it would be super stupid for a model to lie and say she’s older than she actually is, but girl looks like she should be studying compound fractions and doodling Mrs. Justin Bieber on her Suite Life on Deck notebook. Sure, part of it is that she’s a model, and therefore about the circumference of a Tootsie Roll with teeny tiny little teatlets, but it’s mostly her face we’re talking about. It looks like it hasn’t yet felt the sting of its first pimple or ever experienced the rub of a grown man’s stubble. But, that said, she’s still pretty damn hot in these GQ pics. Just try not to think about her singing along to Miley Cyrus while working on her potato-powered flashlight for the science fair and you should be all right.
