Mel Goes “Arrrgggh. Arrrrrrrrrggggghh.”

We will never be free of Mel Gibson tapes. They’re like a tightening noose, a plastic bag over the head, a particularly hearty kick in the shorts. There are more every day and frankly, they’re turning us all into cold, hard, mean people. That’s why Radar graciously gave us a day off of listening to taped phone calls. Instead, they’ve released taped voice mails today. Huge difference! In one of them, he groans like a wounded wookiee. In this edited mashup (listen here), Mel calls Oksana THIRTY times in 24 hours after she dumps him. There are two types of people in this world that leave 30 voicemails in a day: sociopaths and 15-year-olds. And since I don’t see Mel carrying a Team Jacob backpack, I think we can all guess which he is.