The artwork for Katy Perry’s upcoming album has been released. Yay, she’s naked! Boo, her actual naked parts are covered. Yay, she’s lying on cotton candy! Boo, the sugar in it will just give her a yeast infection. Yay, it’s just a painting! Boo, a new album means we’ll have to listen to more Katy Perry songs in the radio. Yay, Katy Perry is still pretty! Boo, Russell Brand is still an ugly Frankenstein. Yay, this has no bearing on how you feel about Katy’s breasts! Boo, you’ll never get to see or touch them, so why bother. Yay, Batman pug! Boo, Mel Gibson! Yay, fresh and sharp crayons! Boo, Bit-O-Honeys on Halloween! Yay Manute Bol! Boo, Manute Bol’s death! Yay, social equality! Boo, slug trails! Yay, advancements in disease research! Boo, tropical depression lurking in the Bahamas! Yay! Boo! Yay! Boo! Yay boo yay boo! Yaybooyaybooyaybooayaayoboayoyboyaoo!!! ::explodes::
Katy Perry’s Album Cover: Sweeeet
July 22nd, 2010 | Celebrity Rants