Miranda Kerr got pregnant via nutless cobbler elf Orlando Bloom, but that doesn’t mean that she won’t continue to break new ground in the competitive field of magazine masturbation fodder. First she appeared in her drawers for Victoria’s Secret, then she appeared without the drawers for a bunch of other stuff, now she’s raising the bar for all of us by appearing nude, in Italian Vogue, IN 3D. When I was little, I thought that in 2010 I would live on the moon and use my rocket shoes to get to work, but pulsating supermodel buns in my face while I wear cardboard glasses is just as good.
NSFW pics, they are after the cut.
