Some blogs describe Jessica Alba as “dour”, some call her “prudish”. This is due to the fact that she uses body doubles for even underwear shots in movies, and that she always appears in public frowning and looking as if she’s mid-sigh. It never occurred to me that these two things might be related until today. It’s just been revealed that in her latest movie, The Killer Inside Me, that’s Alba’s real, actual honey ham getting spanked by possible sexual harrasser Casey Affleck. Not a double. And here she is yesterday at a public appearance, smiling like a person free of all troubles, and showing off the very ass that curtseyed its debut into theaters. She’s slowly getting us acclimated. It’s like we’re dipping a toe into her buns before she dives headlong into Prince style assless pants, all day, every day.
Undercheeks after the cut.
