Don’t Let Mel Gibson Babysit

Don’t Let Mel Gibson BabysitYou’d think that after having like 42 kids, Mel Gibson would be a giving nurturer. Even Hitler liked children! But no. No, you can add kids to the long, long list of stuff Mel hates (women, fake breasts, Jews, “wetbacks”, etc.) Radar has a typically inflammatory picture that we won’t be posting here of his and Oksana Grigorieva’s baby daughter, Lucia, with some sort of abrasion on her face, allegedly an injury at the hands of Mel. Similarly, TMZ has a story about Mel striking Oksana’s son:

It happened at a party last year.  Sources connected to the case say Oksana’s 12-year-old son, Alexander was playfully jumping up and down, trying to knock a cigarette out of Mel’s mouth.  Oksana claims Mel exploded by grabbing the boy and throwing him violently onto a table.

I guess that’s what you get for trying to remove a man from flavor country. And before you start feeling any sort of pity for poor, friendless Mel, rest assured that like James Taylor, he’s got a friend. Her name is Britney Spears. InTouch says:

The “Toxic” singer, 28, has been telling pals that Mel, 54, has been pouring his heart out to her — confiding that he fears for his sanity and is convinced he’s destroyed his once-hot career. “Mel has been talking to her a lot,” a friend of the singer’s tells In Touch. “They speak on the phone all the time, usually late at night.”

Unfortunately for Mel, The truth is that even Britney Spears thinks he’s a dick, and he’s actually been talking to Claire’s wig from the final season of Lost this entire time. To wit:

Don’t Let Mel Gibson Babysit
Don’t Let Mel Gibson Babysit
Don’t Let Mel Gibson Babysit
Don’t Let Mel Gibson Babysit

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