Jesse James has been reunited with his lost dog, Cinnabun. Heartwarming! Now we can go back to making fun of him for having a dog named “Cinnabun”. (PopEater)- People are saying that Kristin Cavallari does a lot of cocaine and also smells real bad. Ha ha. Ha ha at you, Kristin Cavallari. (Yeeeah!)
- Reggie Bush cheated on Kim Kardashian. She has a gloriously large bottom and lets guys pee on her. Reggie is a dope. (CelebSlam)
- Steven Tyler tried out to be the new Led Zeppelin singer but it was a disaster because he didn’t know the material. WHAT PERSON OVER THE AGE OF 14 DOESN’T KNOW EVERY LED ZEPPELIN SONG? (Superior Pics)
- Lindsay Lohan goes cuckoo in London, starts “chucking fags at the waitresses.” (Celebitchy)
- The 10 greatest slacker duos in film. (Gone Hollywood)
- Scary Spice shaves half her head. Way to be Cassie in 2009. (Amy Grindhouse)
- A scrumptiously NSFW birthday tribute to naked Molly Ringwald. Oh look, Fred. She’s gotten her boobies. (Mr Skin)
- Tiger Woods will publicly apologize tomorrow. Well, good. I was waiting. Hmph. (The Blemish)
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CNW Junk Drawer: Welcome Home, Cinnabun James
February 19th, 2010 | Celebrity Rants
