Lindsay Lohan will extend her fashion line beyond just leggings. Presumably, that means shirts meant to be worn sans pants, stupid freaky high heels, cigarette cases, flasks, and freckle juice. (Yeeeah!)- Robert Pattinson once flossed so brutally that he chipped a tooth. That’s commitment. Commitment to oral hygiene. (The Blemish)
- Vintage Marisa Tomei boobs! (Nudography)
- Celebrity cross-gender lookalikes. Whoa. The research here is commendable! (Cityrag)
- Hot plus-size models topless and grabbing each other’s sitters. More, please. (Amy Grindhouse)
- Whitney Houston might be smoking crack again. Out of a glass dootie bubble? (Anything Hollywood)
- Brittany Murphy’s DVD cover gets a slightly less gruesome makeover. (Gone Hollywood)
- Adrianne Curry bikini Photoshop: before and after. We prefer the before. (Jezebel)
- Lady Gaga drowns in a downpour of flowers during a concert. And she wasn’t even wearing a goofy hat to protect her from the springlike onslaught. (Pop on the Pop)
- Rosie O’Donnell has a new girlfriend. A girlfriend who has even more kids than she does! (PopEater)
- Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller was once busted for cocaine. Awww, we didn’t know they had so much in common! (Fatback)
- Celebrate 2010 by becoming our pal on Facebook. We don’t poke OR superpoke. (Facebook)
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December 31st, 2009 | Celebrity Rants
