CNW Junk Drawer: Brad Thought He Knew Everything
July 28th, 2010 | Celebrity Rants
The new issue of Star reportedly features topless pics of Angelina Jolie after a drug binge. Stars: they’re just like us? (Bumpshack)
CNW will be on vacation, so no updates this Thursday and Friday. We’ll return Monday, August 2nd for our regularly scheduled colostomy jokes.
George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Cannalis is involved with a coke n’ hookers scandal! Whee! (Celebitchy)
More topless Paris Hilton pictures. Jeez. Well all know she’s rich. Buy a shirt, why dontcha. (Nudography)
Miranda Kerr is rumored to be pregnant with Orlando Bloom’s half-pixie baby. Whether true or false, this news does not impact your life in any way. (The Blemish)
Are there sex tapes featuring Khloe Kardashian’s Patrick Bateman-esque beau, Scott Disick? Well, why wouldn’t there be? (Pop on the Pop)
Here are some pictures of Natalie Portman from Black Swan, which is great news if you have a thing for She-Ra makeup on ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Diablo Cody had a baby boy. Expect some ultra-precious and vomity hip baby talk TK. (Bitten and Bound)
The Hulkster’s ex, Linda Hogan, is engaged to her 21-year-old pet boy. She has a type: bleachy. (The Superficial)
Katy Perry puts on a latex bikini to promote her new album. Why? I don’t know. I guess she likes to sweat. (Daily Stab)
A bunch of pics of Nicole Kidman nude. Print them out and play Memory! (Cityrag)
Zac Efron dropped $2000 on strippers. Which is only half his lip gloss budget so everything’s cool. (Jezebel)
Gwyneth Paltrow releases another song for a movie. No Huey Lewis? Then I ain’t listenin’. (Lainey)
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The new issue of Star reportedly features topless pics of Angelina Jolie after a drug binge. Stars: they’re just like us? (Bumpshack)