Post-hideous assault, Rihanna is ripping up the charts with a new album and wearing awesome crap that makes her look like a robot engineered for sex and espionage. Chris Brown’s CD is being used to scrape gum off the bottom of chairs at Applebee’s. His new album Graffiti came out on Tuesday and moved a crummy 95K units and Chris is getting back at the music industry by punching it repeatedly in the head complaining on Twitter:
im tired of this shit. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the fuck do i gotta do…
WTF… yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit
im not biting my tongue about shit else… the industry can kiss my ass
for those people who r constantly tweeting me wit bullshit.. hop off my ****.. ur life is pointless
You can tell he’s mad ’cause he used the S-word. He then punctuated his frustration by re-Tweeting supportive messages from fans, like:
RT u cant imagine how much we love u chris! i actually made 2 girls buy ur album!
You know you’re a major hunk of junk when two females being forced to buy your record is considered a real coup.
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