Check Out My Sweet Kesha Ink

Check Out My Sweet Kesha InkSure, Kesha might be a flash in the pan, but she’s way more entertaining than, say, Selena Gomez. Does Selena slip nip or get Jackson Pollacked in goof juice? Not that we know of. Continuing her reign of fun/annoying, Ke$ha is profiled in the new issue of Paper magazine, and espouses on her love of tooling around in a gold Trans Am, spanking guys, and given them prison tattoos.

On her love for DIY tattooing:
A friend of mine told me you can [create a tattoo] with pen ink and a safety pin and I was like ‘That’s amazing. I could give tattoos at anywhere in the world at any hotel.’ I saw this hot dude recently and I gave him a tattoo sitting in the lobby of the hotel. I was just like ‘Can I borrow a pen and a sewing kit?’ I think I got an admirer out of that one.

On being a ‘pervert:’
I wouldn’t say I’m aggressive, but I’m a pervert. I have a gold Trans Am and my favorite thing to do in the world is to drive around blasting Zeppelin or Sabbath, cat calling dudes. It doesn’t work, but it’s fun.

On her pick-up methods in bars:
I usually do something ridiculous like send him over a shot of whiskey and then spank him. Something like that.

Sure, getting a homemade tattoo from Ke$ha in 2010 might seem funny and cool, but just think in 10 years when she’s a “Where Are They Now?” joke and you’re stuck with a permanent reminder. It’s like having a half sleeve that Sisqo gave you.

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