If the press is to be believed (and it TOTALLY IS), then Gerard Butler is 2006 Colin Farrell with a Scottish accent, and Madonna feeds her ropey tentacles by feeding off the essence of males born after 1973. So it would only make sense that these two eventually fall into each other’s groin-starved clutches. Hollywood Life purports:
Madonna and Gerard Butler would certainly make quite the pair – as they’re both famously sexy flirts. These two perfect matches found each other last night – and spent Oscar night getting down at Madonna’s afterparty, according to someone who was there.
Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot!”
That does sound hot! Especially if your particular fetish is being surrounded by grinning harridans, faces frozen like demonic marionettes, their starved, beef jerky limbs twitching in time to the music, their brittle bones clinking together as they rub their depleted pelvises against a sweaty Scotsman.