So the Emmys were last night. If you missed them: they were boring, Ricky Gervais was funny, Christina Hendricks still has big ones, and Mad Men, Modern Family, and Temple Grandin won everything. Click “continue reading” for the full list of winners after the cut, and below, we have a few red carpet looks. From left to right, Christina Hendricks who has big ones, January Jones who looked like a drunk, broken Christmas ornament, Claire Danes who was sparkly, Lea Michele who has a porn name, Anna Paquin who was dressed like a Grecian warrior, Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon who are cute, Heidi Klum who had a fresh coat of pumpkin-colored paint, and Sofia Vergara, who was dressed like a shrimp with the poop vein still in it.
Outstanding Drama Series: Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series: Modern Family
ACTING
Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Jane Lynch, Glee
Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack
Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Claire Danes, Temple Grandin
Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: David Strathairn, Temple Grandin
Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Julia Ormond, Temple Grandin
DIRECTING
Drama Series: Steve Shill, Dexter
Comedy Series: Ryan Murphy, Glee
Variety, Music or Comedy Special: Bucky Gunts, Vancouver 2010: XXI Olympic Winter Games
Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: Mick Jackson, Temple Grandin
WRITING
Drama Series: Matthew Weiner and Erin Levy, Mad Men
Comedy Series: Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd, Modern Family
Variety, Music or Comedy Special: 63rd Annual Tony Awards
Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: Adam Mazer, You Don’t Know Jack
Made for Television Movie: Temple Grandin
Miniseries: The Pacific
Reality Competition Program: Top Chef
Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily With Jon Stewart