Comic-Con was this weekend. Historically, it’s been a place where myopic virgins dress up like daleks and as far as star power goes, buying an autographed 8″x10″ from the lady who played Female Romulan #2 on an episode of Deep Space Nine was the highlight. But now nerdery is cool, and Comic-Con attracts all kinds of fancy people, from Angelina Jolie to Blake Lively, who was there promoting Green Lantern. The dorks surely got a thrill, as Blake pared her silken Hammer pants with copious cleavage. These are the weirdest implants in A-list Hollywood history. They’re small, yet broad. Like Oreos. Luckily, comic nerds are used to playing with little plastic figurines, so this fits into their fantasies quite nicely.
