Because the biggest news today is that Chad Lowe (you know. The guy from Life Goes On. The AIDS guy, not the Down Syndrome one) got married, here are pictures of Anne Hathaway’s new short haircut. Prepare to see lots of pictures and headlines in gossip magazines that say stuff like, “Gone Short n’ Sweet” or “Anne: Pretty Pixie!” or “Hathaway? Hair Away!” A cute little haircut certainly lends itself better to cheerful copy than pictures of Britney Spears’s matted weave. Then “At least she doesn’t have raccoons feeding on the stale Little Debbies she stashed in there… again” is about the best you can do, and lord knows that doesn’t rhyme with anything sassy.
