We haven’t heard anything from Rihanna yet about Tila Tequila’s accusation that she is crawling with the herp. But it’s not because Rihanna doesn’t care about such inflammatory rumors, it’s cause she was too busy getting tatted, dude. The new ink is near her collarbone and reads “Never a failure, always a lesson”—backward. Ooooh, edgy. What could be inspiring Rihanna’s race to cover herself in “meaningful” marks? Dunno, maybe a Megan Fox obsession? Sure, why not? RiRi told Daily Star “I’m a bad girl and I like dangerous stuff!” and explained her desire to go all cinematical:
“I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that.”
And the unstoppable sex machine already has her eye on one particular filly to play her gun-toting girlfriend.
She purred: “Megan Fox – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”
Wait, did we already mention that Rihanna’s edgy? Cause this just seals it. She’s out there making really wacky comments. “Ooooh, Megan Fox is hot, cupcakes are delicious, bunnies are cute.” Way to blow ours minds, RiRi.